Just like yesterday, I told you I would Stay.

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Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet

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there’s no law against you tossing spaghetti on the sidewalks.  cops cant stop me.  not this time

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I just want to light some candles, turn off the lights, put on a scary move, cuddle and have sex. Is that too much to ask for?

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Where is the pumpkin stem 


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i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

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if you like water you already like 60% of me

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